CONTENTS

Contents will be tagged as such:

--Wise Phrases: Stuff I grew up hearing but probably didn't heed until I got older than the age of 15. Or even widely known phrases that I felt as though I rediscovered somehow.

--Life Lessons: These are pretty much things I've learned by observing the world. Sometimes the line between these and "Wise Phrases" gets a little blurry. After a while, the difference is merely which one ya hear first.

--MDB facts: Cool shit about me. Sure, I'm humble, but man do I know how to love myself a lot.

--People facts: Here's some things I've learned about people that I will more readily say than most other folks I know (there you go, that's the first fact). If there's anyone I know that knows people better than me...well, I guess that's someone that knows people better than me now, right?

--Tools: Usually this is where I dispense my own advice happily. I may use a "Wise Phrase", "Life Lesson" or fact of some sort to back up my thoughts, but the main point is usually to explain an idea without re-inventing the wheel all of a sudden.

--Battles: Some shit I've gone through/continue to go through. Everyone's got some.

--Anecdotes: This kinda speaks for itself, don't you think?

There are some things I can never hope to explain. The way metaphors traipse about in my head, the connections I see between sound and emotion, the reasons behind all the preferences I have...so on and so forth. I suppose that will just have to remain with me until there comes a way for us to transfer our heads to robots like in Futurama.

All I can say is that this madness can be read collectively or piece-meal. It's important to note that any personal outlook on life is cumulative--experiential lessons and doctrine are a strong part of how one would process information.

Tune in later this week for the craziness to begin!